END BOW RESULTANT, RETREAT AN INSTANT

Rim spangle car leisure. Rum sing graft measure span. Glad horror master plan; deposit.

KARL PILKINGTON WITH TESTICLEARS

Karl Pilkington of the Ricky Gervais Show podcast requested a couple of anatomical modifications, for safety and convenience. (Listen to Series Three, Episode Five for the lowdown.)

DAILY EXPRESSION OF UNEASE

I drew this a while ago...

WAS THERE A BURGLARY?

Stepping lightly, slipping slightly, terrorible snow.

IT'S A DUCK READING A NEWSPAPER

I've been pretty busy, but I always try to make time to draw a duck reading a newspaper, as you can see.

FORWARD-THINKING MOTORIST INVENTS MAGICAL HOVERCRAFT

I believe it is controlled by simply displacing one's weight in the desired direction.

READERS EVINCE SULLEN SOLIDARITY

In response to yesterday's sketch of a man wracked with existential turmoil, Dan Scannel of Penn State writes:

Hello David-

You have descended into a good sulk, and gradually you grow covetous of it, and every potential interaction with someone not sulking is viewed with paranoia. I know this feeling well. It is amplified by the irritability that follows a pot of coffee.

I recently sat on a bench on campus here at Penn State and was indulging a good sulk when someone I know happened upon me and wrenched me out of my reverie and confused and annoyed me.

-dan

Great letter, Dan!

MY SULLENNESS SHALL NOT BE TRIVIALIZED

Does this happen to anyone? E-mail me!

BEHOLD YOUR NEW LEADER

"He said what he meant." Behold one dude's propitious ascent to the major stations of his savored nation. Repentant and resplendent, he was always a gent.

DAILY HALLMARK ILLUSTRATION WITH GRADIENT

Sad to see you go.

SECOND DAILY SKETCH BEGINS TO JUSTIFY "DAILY" QUALIFIER

A moment familiar to many of us.

INAUGURAL DAILY SKETCH

To keep my brain active as I recede into silvery retirement, I'm going to post a sketch every day. I won't spend much time on these, just keep 'em coming! We'll see where it goes...